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Subject:Top ten standard peta2 posts!
Time:10:38 am
This is what happens when Danni and I get bored and feel like poking a little fun at the peta peeps :) No ill will intended, of course.



10. Peta is so offensive because their ads have naked women on them and having to look at the human body offends me greatly.

9. My mommy won't let me go vegan. She FORCED me to eat meat!!!! Like, she said if i didn't eat a hamburger, she wouldn't let me watch TV anymore. I HAD NO CHOICE!

8. i dun wan 2 soud liek an idoit but can sum1 tell me wut a v*gan iz?!1

7. Can i be vegan and still eat fish?!

6. MEAT ROCKS MEAT ROCKS MEAT ROCKS PETA SUCKS PENIS

5. Looking 4 a veggie boyfriend. AIM me at:

4. Can i get points for sitting on my ass and staring into space? I'd like to use my points to buy that kewl new vegan hoodie. even tho i'm not vegan

3. You don't have to be vegan to believe in animal rights! Vegans should stop picking on us vegetarians. I mean, I know cows suffer and everything, but I love my cheese waaaay too much.

2. does anyone here listen to goldfinger?

And the number one standard post:

salutations unto the holiest holy most truth light joy....
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mincey
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Time:2004-04-15 09:39 am (UTC)
I like that last one=)

This post made me smile, thanks doll=)
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peaceofpie
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Time:2004-04-15 11:19 am (UTC)
Haha...that was fun.

We forgot number zero, of course: The administrative snack posts. As in, ooh, I'm the PETA2 Admin so I can eat the posts and make them disappeeeeaaaarrrr.
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